- Mayor Farnsworth: You sound like a hysterical Mrs. Miller.
- Matt Moorhouse: If I was Mrs. Miller, I would be hysterical, because Mr. Miller's dead.
- Mr. Ames, Tony's Dad: Only two kinds of men wear earrings: pirates and faggots. I don't see no ship in our driveway.
- Matt Moorhouse: I'm here to see your father. Is he in?
- Miss Priscilla Farnsworth: No. No, he's not here. Did you and daddy have a date?
- Matt Moorhouse: Come off it Pricilla, I am not in the mood. I need to talk to someone.
- Miss Priscilla Farnsworth: What about me?
- Matt Moorhouse: Where in the hell are you getting all this stuff from?
- Damien: Are you kidding? You're a famous guy. I've known your soul a long time, man.