- Chico: [Ed is worried about being robbed] Ed, I doubt if anyone would wanna rob you for 64 cents and a shot glass.
- Ed Brown: [to Chico] I'm sought out by the AMA... The American Muggers Association.
- Ed Brown: [Reacting to Raul calling his wife "Margarita"] Her name was Margaret, not Margarita, and she was my wife, not a drink.