EuroTrip (2004)
Travis Wester: Jamie
Photos
Quotes
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Scott : Let me handle this, I speak better German. Hello!
Truck Driver : Hello!
Scott : [in German] My German is ill, but I can understand on you if the speaking is slowly.
Truck Driver : [in German] German! I have been driving for 14 hours straight and I haven't slept in three days and I am wired on schnapps, benzedrine, and those little chocolate covered peanuts.
Cooper : What did he say?
Scott : He said he's driving, something...
Scott : [in German] Do you know where is Berlin?
Truck Driver : [in German] Berlin? Yes, I know it well. I stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin. But I am going nowhere near Berlin.
Scott : Berlin!
Truck Driver : [in German] Berlin! I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin.
Scott : He's going to Berlin.
Jamie : Awesome.
Truck Driver : [in German] Nowhere near Berlin.
Scott : All right, come on, let's go.
[the group get in the back of the truck]
Truck Driver : [to self, in German] I'll drive this truck off a cliff before I ever go back to Berlin.
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[Creepy Italian Guy massages Jamie's shoulders]
Jamie : What-what the hell are you doing?
Creepy Italian Guy : Oh, scuzi, mi scuzi.
[massages harder]
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[after taking a drink of Absinthe]
Jamie : I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything.
Cooper : Me neither.
Scott : Sober as a judge.
[to a hallucinatory green fairy]
Scott : How about you?
Green Fairy : I'm not feelin' a goddamn thing. This Absinthe is BULLSHIT!
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Scott : Uh-oh.
Jamie : What?
Scott : Big tunnel.
Creepy Italian Guy : [grins maniacally as the train drives into darkness]
Jamie : [in the commotion] Scotty, is that you? WHO'S TOUCHING ME?
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Jamie : The chateaus have been there for three hundred years. Mieke's gone in twelve hours.
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Anna, The Camera Store Girl : I'm going on break. I was going to step out back and have a cigarette. Would you like to join me?
Jamie : I don't smoke.
Anna, The Camera Store Girl : Neither do I.