I program about as effectively as a Stormtrooper hitting their targets with a E-11 blaster...

CFo was born in a small town in northern California. Growing up he befriended a local scientist that many believed was a crack-pot. One night while filming the scientist’s latest invention CFo was accidentally transported into the past where he befriended his future parents. During his brief visit in the past he was able to help his father defeat his nemesis and bully “Biff” and help his parents fall in love by filling in playing guitar at the high schools “Enchantment Under the Sea” ball. There are those that believe that Chuck Barry got the idea for “Johnny B. Goode” from listening to CFo play that evening.

Later in life, CFo's elderly uncle took him in and gave him guidance. Eventually the uncle decided to run away and left CFo everything he owned, even his most “precious” ring of power. Upon learning that that ring was actually an evil heirloom, CFo and eight companions formed a Fellowship for a quest to destroy the ring of power in the fires of Mount Doom. Because of CFo’s courageous and selfless act you are not a minion of Sauron and able to read this today.

Since the destruction of the ring, CFo has worked in the technology field for over two decades as a Software Test Engineer, Software Test Automation Specialist, Software Programmer, Team Lead and Call Center Manager.

On a side note, in the time it has taken you to read this, CFo has counted to infinity… twice.